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Humor Cryptogram Puzzles

A good joke is a puzzle in its own right — it sets up an expectation and then pulls the rug out at exactly the right moment. That makes humor quotes especially satisfying as cryptograms, because the punchline lands twice: once when you decode the final word and again when the full absurdity of the sentence clicks into place. This collection features wit from some of history's sharpest minds — Oscar Wilde's elegant paradoxes, Mark Twain's deadpan observations, Groucho Marx's gleeful nonsense, and plenty of one-liners that have survived generations because they still work. Fair warning: some of these will make you groan. That's the point.

Solver tip:Humor quotes often end with a twist word. Work backward from the end once you have a few letters established.
266 puzzles72 easy147 medium47 hard
Albert Einstein
77 letters · 17 words
Medium
Thomas Edison
58 letters · 15 words
Medium
Thomas Sowell
68 letters · 13 words
Medium
Oscar Wilde
66 letters · 18 words
Medium
Ralph Waldo Emerson
91 letters · 19 words
Hard
Mark Twain
57 letters · 17 words
Medium
Terry Pratchett
77 letters · 18 words
Medium
Lily Tomlin
66 letters · 16 words
Medium
Groucho Marx
84 letters · 21 words
Medium
Dalai Lama
65 letters · 16 words
Medium
Mark Twain
140 letters · 38 words
Hard
Albert Einstein
62 letters · 12 words
Medium
Alexander Woollcott
61 letters · 14 words
Medium
Ambrose Bierce
40 letters · 8 words
Easy
Andy Borowitz
99 letters · 22 words
Hard
Andy Rooney
47 letters · 11 words
Easy
Ann Landers
116 letters · 30 words
Hard
Anthony Burgess
50 letters · 12 words
Easy
Oscar Wilde
52 letters · 12 words
Medium
Richard Dawkins
64 letters · 15 words
Medium
Bob Hope
64 letters · 20 words
Medium
Joey Adams
61 letters · 14 words
Medium
Steven Wright
58 letters · 14 words
Medium
Al McGuire
53 letters · 12 words
Easy
Groucho Marx
106 letters · 30 words
Hard
A.A. Milne
49 letters · 11 words
Easy
Carl Reiner
74 letters · 18 words
Medium
Abraham Lincoln
52 letters · 15 words
Easy
Zach Galifianakis
60 letters · 18 words
Medium
Norman Wisdom
83 letters · 20 words
Medium
Jack Handey
82 letters · 18 words
Medium
Robert Frost
107 letters · 27 words
Hard
Jim Carrey
41 letters · 10 words
Easy
Phyllis Diller
72 letters · 18 words
Medium
Phyllis Diller
40 letters · 14 words
Easy
Dave Barry
69 letters · 15 words
Medium
W.H. Auden
77 letters · 21 words
Medium
Anonymous
51 letters · 14 words
Medium
Winston Churchill
68 letters · 18 words
Medium
Mark Twain
88 letters · 24 words
Hard
Oscar Wilde
52 letters · 10 words
Easy
Lucille Ball
66 letters · 16 words
Medium
Robert Benchley
81 letters · 18 words
Medium
Albert Einstein
111 letters · 28 words
Hard
Elbert Hubbard
52 letters · 14 words
Medium
Oscar Wilde
44 letters · 14 words
Easy
Jackie Mason
68 letters · 16 words
Medium
Unknown
46 letters · 12 words
Easy
Oscar Levant
59 letters · 14 words
Medium
Theodore Roosevelt
86 letters · 21 words
Hard
Erma Bombeck
41 letters · 10 words
Easy
Dave Barry
96 letters · 26 words
Hard
G.K. Chesterton
77 letters · 20 words
Medium
Abraham Lincoln
89 letters · 20 words
Hard
Ellen DeGeneres
40 letters · 10 words
Easy
Anonymous
44 letters · 14 words
Easy
Fred Allen
93 letters · 21 words
Hard
Benjamin Franklin
53 letters · 16 words
Easy
Abe Lemons
48 letters · 12 words
Medium
Charles Wadsworth
69 letters · 20 words
Medium
William Shakespeare
63 letters · 13 words
Medium
Muhammad Ali
72 letters · 21 words
Medium
Yogi Berra
54 letters · 11 words
Easy
Yogi Berra
70 letters · 18 words
Medium
Abe Lemons
57 letters · 13 words
Medium
Abe Lemons
78 letters · 17 words
Medium
Abe Lemons
81 letters · 22 words
Medium
Alexander Woollcott
46 letters · 13 words
Easy
Alexander Woollcott
57 letters · 15 words
Medium
Ambrose Bierce
47 letters · 11 words
Easy
Ambrose Bierce
45 letters · 10 words
Easy
Andy Borowitz
104 letters · 23 words
Hard
Andy Borowitz
74 letters · 17 words
Medium
Andy Borowitz
76 letters · 17 words
Medium
Andy Rooney
117 letters · 26 words
Hard
Ann Landers
88 letters · 25 words
Medium
Arthur C. Clarke
54 letters · 12 words
Medium
Bernard M. Baruch
61 letters · 13 words
Medium
Blaise Pascal
52 letters · 14 words
Easy
Bob Hope
63 letters · 19 words
Medium
Bob Hope
50 letters · 12 words
Easy
Bob Hope
91 letters · 19 words
Hard
Bruce Feirstein
56 letters · 16 words
Medium
Carl Reiner
50 letters · 15 words
Medium
Carol Burnett
68 letters · 17 words
Medium
Charles M. Schulz
53 letters · 14 words
Medium
Charles M. Schulz
67 letters · 17 words
Medium
Charles M. Schulz
40 letters · 11 words
Easy
Clare Boothe Luce
60 letters · 14 words
Medium
Dick Cheney
49 letters · 10 words
Easy
Doug Larson
73 letters · 19 words
Medium
Doug Larson
70 letters · 15 words
Medium
Douglas Adams
118 letters · 21 words
Hard
Douglas Adams
54 letters · 14 words
Medium
Douglas Adams
67 letters · 14 words
Medium
Douglas Adams
64 letters · 15 words
Medium
E.B. White
83 letters · 19 words
Medium
E.E. Cummings
42 letters · 10 words
Easy
Earl Wilson
41 letters · 10 words
Easy
Earl Wilson
63 letters · 15 words
Medium
Earl Wilson
74 letters · 15 words
Medium
Earl Wilson
51 letters · 14 words
Easy
Frank Lloyd Wright
79 letters · 17 words
Medium
Franklin P. Adams
139 letters · 32 words
Hard
Franklin P. Adams
55 letters · 13 words
Easy
Franz Kafka
43 letters · 11 words
Medium
Fred Allen
100 letters · 23 words
Hard
Fred Allen
87 letters · 19 words
Medium
Fred Allen
101 letters · 22 words
Hard
Fred Allen
51 letters · 14 words
Easy
George Eliot
79 letters · 17 words
Medium
J. Paul Getty
49 letters · 11 words
Easy
J. Paul Getty
50 letters · 12 words
Medium
Jackie Mason
58 letters · 16 words
Medium
Jackie Mason
73 letters · 17 words
Medium
Jackie Mason
59 letters · 13 words
Medium
Jackie Mason
80 letters · 22 words
Medium
Jim Carrey
70 letters · 19 words
Medium
Joey Adams
78 letters · 18 words
Medium
Konrad Adenauer
66 letters · 14 words
Medium
Lewis Carroll
65 letters · 12 words
Medium
Lewis Carroll
72 letters · 20 words
Medium
Louisa May Alcott
41 letters · 12 words
Easy
Margaret Mitchell
59 letters · 13 words
Medium
Nancy Astor
73 letters · 18 words
Medium
Nancy Astor
58 letters · 18 words
Medium
Nicolas Cage
90 letters · 25 words
Hard
Nicolas Cage
54 letters · 11 words
Medium
Niels Bohr
54 letters · 10 words
Easy
Nikos Kazantzakis
65 letters · 19 words
Medium
Norman Wisdom
57 letters · 13 words
Medium
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
59 letters · 11 words
Medium
Oscar Levant
55 letters · 10 words
Medium
Oscar Levant
64 letters · 16 words
Medium
Pauline Kael
100 letters · 19 words
Hard
Richard Bach
70 letters · 18 words
Medium
Robert Benchley
101 letters · 27 words
Hard
Robert Benchley
98 letters · 25 words
Medium
Robert Benchley
75 letters · 16 words
Medium
Robert Half
97 letters · 23 words
Hard
Samuel Butler
67 letters · 16 words
Medium
Samuel Butler
89 letters · 20 words
Hard
Scott Adams
107 letters · 18 words
Hard
Steven Wright
49 letters · 10 words
Medium
Steven Wright
65 letters · 12 words
Medium
Sydney J. Harris
70 letters · 18 words
Medium
Sydney J. Harris
67 letters · 14 words
Medium
Vladimir Nabokov
60 letters · 10 words
Medium
Wernher von Braun
54 letters · 10 words
Medium
William Osler
82 letters · 15 words
Medium
Woody Allen
53 letters · 15 words
Easy
Woody Allen
64 letters · 15 words
Medium
Zach Galifianakis
105 letters · 30 words
Hard
Zach Galifianakis
93 letters · 24 words
Hard
Zach Galifianakis
59 letters · 14 words
Medium
Zig Ziglar
78 letters · 15 words
Medium
Brian Tracy
57 letters · 13 words
Medium
Cassandra Clare
68 letters · 17 words
Medium
Dave Barry
126 letters · 31 words
Hard
G.K. Chesterton
141 letters · 36 words
Hard
Jack Handey
81 letters · 19 words
Medium
Jane Austen
73 letters · 16 words
Medium
Lily Tomlin
49 letters · 12 words
Medium
Mignon McLaughlin
59 letters · 10 words
Medium
Mignon McLaughlin
65 letters · 15 words
Medium
Phyllis Diller
40 letters · 9 words
Easy
Phyllis Diller
40 letters · 10 words
Easy
Terry Pratchett
78 letters · 15 words
Medium
Abe Lemons
45 letters · 8 words
Easy
Groucho Marx
62 letters · 19 words
Medium
Groucho Marx
44 letters · 13 words
Medium
Oscar Levant
64 letters · 16 words
Medium
Al McGuire
72 letters · 20 words
Medium
Mae West
77 letters · 22 words
Medium
Abe Lemons
27 letters · 11 words
Easy
Al McGuire
30 letters · 9 words
Easy
Arnold H. Glasow
37 letters · 8 words
Easy
Bob Hope
37 letters · 7 words
Easy
Ellen DeGeneres
28 letters · 6 words
Easy
Frederick the Great
35 letters · 12 words
Easy
James Whistler
33 letters · 10 words
Easy
Joey Adams
34 letters · 11 words
Easy
Mae West
33 letters · 9 words
Easy
Mae West
29 letters · 9 words
Easy
Oscar Levant
35 letters · 9 words
Easy
Steven Wright
38 letters · 10 words
Easy
Steven Wright
31 letters · 9 words
Easy
Tom Stoppard
36 letters · 10 words
Easy
Jack Handey
38 letters · 12 words
Easy
Stephen Hawking
32 letters · 8 words
Easy
Steven Wright
57 letters · 13 words
Medium
Steven Wright
53 letters · 14 words
Medium
Steven Wright
79 letters · 20 words
Medium
Steven Wright
52 letters · 15 words
Easy
Steven Wright
40 letters · 6 words
Medium
Steven Wright
55 letters · 13 words
Medium
Steven Wright
44 letters · 11 words
Easy
Steven Wright
54 letters · 15 words
Easy
Jack Handey
117 letters · 28 words
Hard
Jack Handey
74 letters · 19 words
Medium
Jack Handey
57 letters · 16 words
Medium
Jack Handey
115 letters · 28 words
Hard
Jack Handey
103 letters · 25 words
Hard
Jack Handey
88 letters · 27 words
Hard
Jack Handey
112 letters · 27 words
Hard
Jack Handey
126 letters · 30 words
Hard
Bob Hope
64 letters · 19 words
Medium
Bob Hope
60 letters · 19 words
Medium
Bob Hope
56 letters · 14 words
Medium
Bob Hope
70 letters · 24 words
Medium
Bob Hope
89 letters · 22 words
Hard
Bob Hope
55 letters · 15 words
Easy
Rodney Dangerfield
65 letters · 19 words
Medium
Rodney Dangerfield
42 letters · 12 words
Easy
Rodney Dangerfield
102 letters · 28 words
Hard
Rodney Dangerfield
85 letters · 20 words
Medium
Rodney Dangerfield
78 letters · 25 words
Medium
Rodney Dangerfield
61 letters · 17 words
Medium
Rodney Dangerfield
120 letters · 39 words
Hard
Rodney Dangerfield
48 letters · 14 words
Medium
Mitch Hedberg
35 letters · 13 words
Easy
Mitch Hedberg
85 letters · 24 words
Medium
Mitch Hedberg
45 letters · 10 words
Easy
Mitch Hedberg
63 letters · 16 words
Medium
Mitch Hedberg
48 letters · 13 words
Medium
Mitch Hedberg
69 letters · 13 words
Medium
Mitch Hedberg
65 letters · 15 words
Medium
Phyllis Diller
31 letters · 9 words
Easy
Phyllis Diller
75 letters · 19 words
Medium
Phyllis Diller
87 letters · 18 words
Hard
Phyllis Diller
73 letters · 21 words
Medium
Phyllis Diller
87 letters · 20 words
Hard
Phyllis Diller
35 letters · 10 words
Easy
Phyllis Diller
87 letters · 20 words
Hard
Henny Youngman
78 letters · 18 words
Medium
Henny Youngman
56 letters · 15 words
Medium
Henny Youngman
56 letters · 16 words
Medium
Henny Youngman
68 letters · 18 words
Medium
Henny Youngman
80 letters · 22 words
Medium
Henny Youngman
39 letters · 9 words
Easy
Henny Youngman
43 letters · 12 words
Easy
Norm Macdonald
42 letters · 12 words
Easy
Norm Macdonald
81 letters · 18 words
Medium
Norm Macdonald
35 letters · 8 words
Easy
Norm Macdonald
141 letters · 42 words
Hard
Norm Macdonald
129 letters · 41 words
Hard
Norm Macdonald
65 letters · 17 words
Medium
Norm Macdonald
86 letters · 23 words
Hard
George Carlin
52 letters · 9 words
Easy
George Carlin
133 letters · 36 words
Hard
George Carlin
62 letters · 13 words
Medium
George Carlin
73 letters · 17 words
Medium
George Carlin
94 letters · 22 words
Hard
George Carlin
74 letters · 18 words
Medium
George Carlin
51 letters · 13 words
Medium
George Carlin
111 letters · 28 words
Hard
George Carlin
63 letters · 17 words
Medium
George Carlin
29 letters · 5 words
Easy
Yogi Berra
31 letters · 8 words
Easy
Yogi Berra
27 letters · 8 words
Easy
Yogi Berra
36 letters · 8 words
Easy
Yogi Berra
26 letters · 6 words
Easy
Yogi Berra
68 letters · 14 words
Medium
Yogi Berra
61 letters · 13 words
Medium
Yogi Berra
33 letters · 9 words
Easy
Yogi Berra
30 letters · 9 words
Easy

About These Puzzles

Each puzzle on WebCryptogram uses a unique letter substitution cipher — every letter in the alphabet is swapped for a different one, and that mapping stays consistent throughout the puzzle. To solve it, click on any cipher letter and type your guess. The puzzle tracks your time, counts hints and errors, and rates your performance when you finish.

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